Here are some truly epic "That Guy" fails:
Benedict Cumberbatch 's scrawny, tech-obsessed Sherlock VS. | Jeremy Brett's dynamic, elegantly manic Sherlock Holmes. The eyes have it! |
Handsome and refined, sorry Ken Watanabe, simply being Japanese just doesn't cut it VS. | The raw intensity, startling pathos, and dignity of Toshiro Mifune that Lucas originally craved for Obi-Wan |
Speaking of which, Hayden Christensen, all the sand in the galaxy will not defend you VS. | Darth Vader: one of most iconic images of Evil ever conceived of by man. He can kill you with his mind, and, even worse, he may just be your father! |
Smarmy and blonde does not a Sci-Fi icon make, Chris Pine VS. | The Shatner! The Kirk! Those eyes! That smile! William Shatner shines like a golden god as the inimitable Capt. James T. Kirk! |
Max "Headroom" Frewer has his moments, but he'll never be weirder than the king of weird VS. | John Malkovich, he may not be Kubrick's son, but anyone who's spent time being this guy comes away far stranger for it |
Any man who ever walked or will walk upon the face of the earth VS. | Sean Connery as Bond, James Bond, 007, licensed to kill by virtue of sheer sex-appeal. |